Older younger bear lounges his way through the first morning class, ISS.  With conference period next, he decides to return home briefly to assist wrinkly old bears with the upcoming den sale.  Knowing he is not needed to proctor female bears play basketball, he reluctantly meanders back to Vista.  Quickly perusing the premises older younger bear decides his services will not be missed on this particular day, and proceeds back to the den.  Enter text from younger younger bear:  Are you driving right now?  Reply: Yea! Younger younger bear:  Down brushy creek?  Reply: Yea!  Younger younger bear:  I just saw your beautiful face!  Reply: I'm skipping school!  Younger younger bear:  Should I skip work?  Reply: Yea!

After a quick rinse older younger bear proceeds to younger younger bear's den.  Younger bears lose no time in procuring and imbibing the nectar of the gods, brewed in and distributed from the Rockies. Younger bears play the pong ball, plastic cup, and aforementioned blessings from Colorado game (curious for bears? I know!!).  Younger younger bear victorious, younger bears proceed to Big Common Den where bears play pawball game and we meet lady bear and older brother bear.  Younger younger bear is drunk, but brother bears play well, and G and S bears emerge victorious with a comeback that will surely make all ursines proud for hibernations to come.  

G and S bears proceed to G and S den to oversmoke and overdrink. Back at older brother bear den bears decide to go for a dip.  Bears self-equipped with smoke and drink go for a dip.  Older brother bear has liquor that won't last the next hibernation and so older younger bear proceeds to pour libations.  Poseidon, the palm-tree god, Athena, Zues the cloud-gatherer, the Keystone god, the cigarette god, various sea nymphs, and Ozborne Cox are not missed.  After the dip older younger bear begins to eat assorted things about the den. Older brother bear begins to get upset.  Older younger bear insists that a cigarette be smoked inside the den.  Older brother bear relents with stipulation.  Older younger bear insists that all bears sleep in one corner of the den.  Older brother bear is getting upset.  Older younger bear moves blow up mattress into corner of den. Older brother bear insists upon hibernation. Older younger bear begins to bring assorted things about the den into the corner....like Pepto Bismol.  Older brother bear is genuinely upset.  Younger younger bear and lady bear are laughing.  Older younger bear is drinking hot sauce and Keystone while lying now prone now supine with no intention of hibernation.  It is about this time that older younger bear thinks that he is not a bear at all, but a wounded lion. This is when the sleep gods prevail.  In the morning older brother bear kicks younger bears out of his den and moves to a new one.

Note: This allegorical narrative relates the events that took place on the amazing day that was May 26, 2009.