My first post omgomomomgogg

I'm starting a blog for the completely obvious reasons but I might as well spell them out in a logical proof:

1) I am a purpose-minded individual.
2) The purpose of life is to be the coolest one can possibly be.
3) Blogging adds immeasurably to one's coolness score, regardless of race, age, gender, and socioeconomic status.
4) One should always do what adds to one's coolness score, for one's actions should reflect the overarching purpose of our existence: to be cool.
5) A purpose-minded individual blogs.

I've just moved in, with my female counterpart, the beautiful Alea Skwara (wiki account imminent), to my new home for the next few months, a sweet ass condo duplex thing on Shearer St., about 100 feet from the Davidson College campus. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davidson_College

Five days ago I ran my debut marathon in a satisfying 2:46:56, which is 6:22 pace per mile, a distance of 1609 meters, or 5,280 feet, or 63,360 inches, whichever suits your fancy. 26.21875 of those makes a marathon, the alleged distance one alleged Pheidippides allegedly ran from the town of Marathon to the senate in Athens, Greece, whereupon he allegedly cried "Victory is ours" before expiring. It's all on Wiki. I will be using Wiki frequently in my posts. To those of you who don't appreciate Wikipedia (the online encyclopedia) or think it isn't legitimate, or whatever, a story for you. Members of the Roman Catholic Church didn't think Galileo was appreciable and legitimate. Ha! Imagine their surprise, when they figured out he was. Alas, awaken your eyes to the future, and avoid the impending suffering of societal shunning, or historical humiliatation. Those were examples of short alliteration, an enjoyable aspect of spoken and written language. I thought of one yesterday, that I found quite amusing. Maybe you will as well. Flagrant and flamboyant fashion faux pas are my forte. You see, I will drop that at a party or other social gathering of some future date, preferably sporting a fashion faux pas. It will come off as spur of the moment, impetuous, mouths will drop, etc. And I will be even cooler than I am now (hard to believe, stay with me though). In the same spirit as the commencement of this blog, I will rise. Come now, it's all Science.

Speaking of Science, some things you can expect to encounter reading this blog. Thoughts on Science (Science). Thoughts on Philosophy (what people think they know about the workings of Science). Thoughts on Religion (other thinkings of the workings of Science but mathematically probable misunderstandings and distortions of Science). Thoughts on God (??????????wtf). Thoughts on History (past workings of Science). Thoughts on Current Events (Science in Action!). Thoughts on Running (a demonstration of Science).

Anyhow, I'm off to bigger and better things on this night of nights. A clue:

This superb ______ was ______ from grain grown in the rich ______ of southern ______ . It has been produced at the famous old _______ near Ahus in accordance with more than 400 years of _____________________. Vodka (shit...woooooops) has been sold under the name _______ since 1879. .....1.75 liters.