In wake of the Horns' huge victory today, I'd like to share the opening paragraphs of John Kelso's article yesterday in the Statesman:

"Every year about this time, I enjoy making ha-has about Okrahoma - make that Oklahoma - an overalls-ish state north of here that has a great football team made up largely of players stolen from Texas.
So, if Yokelhoma had suffered the misfortune of being located next to, say, Massachusetts, instead of football, OU would be really good at yachting."