If allergies were a guy I would sue his ass. If they were a girl I would sue her ass as well. I would sue for ten years of red, watery, itchy eyes, nasal congestion, fatigue, malaise, running hindrances, detriment to my boyish good looks, and the loss of a life without these insurmountable hurdles. I would sue for a modest $50 million (acknowledging that the value between my current life and an allergies-free life is widely agreed upon to exceed double that). I would sue for negligence, the bastard having no reason whatsoever to be such a jackass. The judge would rule in my favor and I would be rich. I would travel the world giving inspirational speeches to people from all walks of life. My motto would be "Don't let life pass you by....sue that jackass guy."