You know who rules? Dinosaurs do. Like, they're the ultimate crowd pleaser. Everybody loves dinosaurs. I mean, take T-rex. He's pretty much the most bad-ass one. Does it not strike you as odd that T-rex appeals to EVERYbody...male, female, old, and young alike.
Two guys could be arguing over something silly and trivial, like politics. One will be like,
"You know Obama man, he's the best." And the other guy will be like,
"No, dude, Mike Huckabee was a governor man...of a state, Arkansas. He's the best."
And on and on for hours. But you could interject at any moment and be like, "Yo guys...who's really the most badass motherfucker around?" And the first guy would be like,
"Dude...T-rex man."
And the other guy would be like, "Tyranosaurus, fuckin Sharp Tooth...what are you trying to pull?"
Or were you ever like, "Man...have you ever thought about how big T-rex's thigh muscles are? They're fuckin huge as shit." And the dude you were talking to was like, "I don't know man, they're not that big. I think T-rex is over-rated."
No, you were never in a conversation like that. Because everybody fuckin LOVES T-rex.
But he's completely unaware that he's a star. All he knows is that he's starving. You could go up and talk to him and be like "T-rex, man get out of this place. They freakin love you back home, they LOVE you man! You'd sell out years ahead, dude, years. Stop slouching we don't buy that shit anymore. Get that tail off the ground. It's for balance man, BALANCE...you're a fuckin predator!"
Of course you'd really have to shout this from the entrance to a man-sized cave...far away, with a megaphone.
It's too bad that T-rex never understood that he would become a legend. Legends never die.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
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